“Why isn’t he waking up?” Jessi asked, shaking Ben’s arm. “Why isn’t he getting up? Shouldn’t he be waking up?” … More
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#395: Jessi and the Struggle to Make Meaningful Friendships as an Adult
I did not intend to go to the “intervention” that my friends planned for Kristy. In fact, I wanted to … More
From the (Imaginary) Archive: #336: Claudia and the Sale Candy
Happy Day After Halloween, folks!
BSC Crossover: Queer Eye for Kristy
[This is a script from an as yet unaired episode of Queer Eye Season 4.5 on Netflix] INT. FAB FIVE … More
#393: Does Anybody Care About Mallory?
Ding-ding-ding-ding! The bell by the register rang frantically. I assumed a toddler had gotten ahold of it, until a familiar … More
From the (Imaginary) Archives: #598: This Is Not What Jessi Agreed To
#392: Stacey and the Dumpster Fire Called Love
I assume most everybody has, at some point, seen Love, Actually. And regardless of your feelings about the film, you … More
#391: Dawn to the Rescue
Author’s Note: Pardon the delay with this chapter, kids! My next couple episodes will be on an every-other-week schedule. I … More
#390: Remember, Claudia: Uteruses Before Duderuses
I had been feeling pretty darn good about my workouts up until the day of Kristy’s move. Like, they’d been … More
#389: Kristy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Back
“Great! That’s everybody,” I announced as I pressed the button to let Claudia into the apartment building. “So Ben’s the … More
